Enjoy Life Quotes Funny,Enjoy Life Quotes
Enjoy Life Quotes Funny:
1. My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows!
2. You can't have everything....where would you put it?
3. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
4. An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
5. The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather.It moved to Finland. Now Santa Clause is missing!
6. smoking section in a restaurant is like a peeing section in a pool.
7. The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather.It moved to Finland. Now Santa Clause is missing!
8. All men are idiots and I'm married with their King!
9. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them!
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1. My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows!
2. You can't have everything....where would you put it?
3. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
4. An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
5. The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather.It moved to Finland. Now Santa Clause is missing!
6. smoking section in a restaurant is like a peeing section in a pool.
7. The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather.It moved to Finland. Now Santa Clause is missing!
8. All men are idiots and I'm married with their King!
9. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them!